Madonna soothes bruises with Brazilian Band Aid

Madonna is said to be recovering well after her recent equestrian mishap, but you’ll all be glad to hear the dear lady is not braving the pain all alone. She’s been seen with the young and luscious Jesus Luz at her side.

The buff Brazilian has seen his career improve in wonderful ways since our sensuous singer made him her beau. The NY Post reports Jesus just got his US visa renewed, aided by a letter from Marc Jacobs, head of design at Louis Vuitton, who called Jesus, “a necessity to the label.” Dolce & Gabbana have also announced Jesus will be the new face of their Fall / Winter menswear collection…Though insiders have strongly denied Madge had any hand in events. In fact, Madonna’s rep says his boss is “not at all involved in managing the career of Jesus Luz.”

Getting picked by D&G is truly life-changing stuff! So far, neither Jesus nor Marc have made further comment. If that changes, however, you’ll read it here first.