Giselle Bundchen a ready-made Mom

In a town famous for its media-friendly obsession with environment matters it should come as little surprise they’re now toying with recycled babies. And their choice for the spokesman’s a peach — Giselle Bundchen!

As her turbulent tryst with Leonardo DiCaprio began to grow cold in 2007, Giselle met New England Patriot’s QB, Tom Brady, and the instant, incessant chemistry compelled them to make plans for a marriage, according to Vanity Fair. Then reality tossed a Hail Mary — Tom’s ex, I, Robot star Bridgette Moynahan, 38, presented Tom with a child, which caught Giselle wholly off-guard  “It was definitely a surprise for both of us,” she explains. “In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; And then, whoops—wake-up call!”

Now the two are betrothed, Giselle, 29, plans to make John Edward Moynahan, a full part of her life, and believes she might even do better as a parent than his movie-star Mom, whom she admits she has yet to encounter. “I understand he has a mom, and I respect that. But it’s not like, that’s not my child — I feel he is, 100 percent.” she told the reporters. With that statement I wouldn’t expect Giselle and Bridgette to become friends if they ever do meet.

Though her devotion to Tom, 32, and her new role as a wife is clearly complete, Giselle still speaks fondly of her years with the Titanic star, “Leo is a really wonderful person. We still speak sometimes, and he has one of my dogs,” she says. “We were just not meant to be boyfriend and girlfriend, but I wish him nothing but the best.” Of the newest man in her life, however, Giselle is clearly in awe; “He’s the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life,” she explained.

The full depth of Giselle’s new devotion to diapers can be found in Vanity Fair that’s due out April 7th.