Paris Hilton and boyfriend in bloody Miami brawl

Yes, boys and girls, she’s at it again; According to Radar Online, Paris and this month’s love-of-her-life, Doug Reinhardt, engaged in some over-tactile discussion today. Ms. Hilton told reporters the two were attacked at the recently re-opened and uber-exclusive Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach.

In the midst of an evening where the rest of the room were kicking back and indulging in some raw Techno tunes, Paris asked the DJ to play some Madonna or Black Eyed Peas so she could embarrass the masses by pretending to dance. At this point a nearby bodyguard – it’s not known of whom – allegedly pushed the heuristic heiress, Mr. Reinhardt responded, and thus started a brawl. “I came to Paris’ aid, and all hell broke loose!,” he explained to the paparazzi, whose involvement was clearly the aim of this scene.

Some heavy suits employed by the venue intervened in the fracas, then the Gendarmes turned up, but although Mr. Reinhardt was bleeding, PH wasn’t harmed, so no-one got charged. “I can’t believe someone would do this to us, it’s really scary,” Paris is quoted as saying. The two left the club as soon as peace was restored, and plan to exit Miami once this latest indulgence with unwarranted fame is sure to be shared with the world.