Katherine Heigl has Diva Delusions

It would sadly be far from the first time that a former unknown, once catapulted into America’s collective consciousness by a single twist of casting good fortune allowed such joyous advancement to go to their heads, but the NY Daily News is reporting that Ms. Katherine Heigl is at great risk of succumbing to this sad, self-inflicted malaise. At the age of just 30, she has already soured several priceless connections with gifted Directors who are said to have now added her name to a list of those who share this affliction, and will never be called on to grace their new projects.

The lady clearly has designs on claiming the title of ‘Diva’ as entirely her own. But as you might guess, there are those of her peers who prefer some less flattering terms. And their number is approaching the realms of a legion. Ms. Heigl’s recent spate of faux-pas include being missing from meetings, increasingly paranoiac security needs, demanding transport to foreign locations by corporate jet…Alone, naturally….and making a pregnant Assistant chase round like a chicken to bring her a soda any sane individual could fetch by themselves.

Such myopic ingratitude almost beggars belief. The lady enjoys one twist of good fortune that countless of her peers still wait for in vain, and now seems determined to throw it away in the worship and service of unwarranted ego. Should she achieve her [alleged] desire to be freed from the bonds of what made her a star, the chill winds of welfare may soon alter that view.