Bill O’Reilly Will Not Report on Caroline Kennedy’s Affair – darn it!!

Last week Fox News Host BILL O’REILLY, announces his lead story tonight is the mystery surrounding Caroline Kennedy dropping out of Senate contention.

“The Factor” has learned that New York Governor David Patterson was told by unidentified sources that Caroline Kennedy was having an affair with New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger. Upon hearing that information, Governor Patterson got a bit nervous, as you would imagine, because both Mrs. Kennedy and Mr. Sulzberger are married, although Sulzberger is apparently separated from his wife. And around midnight last night, Caroline Kennedy pulled out of the race for “personal reasons.”

Now, a spokesperson for The New York Times says Sulzberger does not, I repeat, does not have a relationship with Mrs. Kennedy. But this is one huge mess. The Colbert Report had some fun at Bill’s expense for his seemingly being a bit of a hypocrite: