Jennifer Aniston is going to be very busy this year!

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Jen and John’s child in a baby carriage?

Well on a relatively slow week of celebrity gossip, two popular supermarket magazines have gone with similar ideas for their new issues. Both proclaim Jennifer Aniston is now madly in love with John Mayer. And with Jen turning 40, this year it’s marrying and having babies time!

A source close to the actress tells OK! that the marriage will be this fall, with best friend Courteney Cox as her matron of honor and godchild Coco Arquette as her flower girl! I am sure there’s some mention of rainbows and unicorns that I must have missed in this fantasy err story. Well this schlock does sell magazines!! 

Star Magazine’s angle is a little different but equally weak.  Jen is again head-over-heels in lover with John but the heck with a marriage, she’s ready to have a baby.  And it’s also kinda about making her former husband see Jen in a new light: ‘after watching Brad and Angie’s family grow, Jen would love Brad to see photos of her holding her own baby and show him she’s not the self-centered girl he had made her out to be.’

These story lines never get old.  They can be used again and again.