With Britney, Paris and Lindsay in check, life in Hollywood pretty quiet!

In response for proposals being considered for new laws to crack down on paparazzi, Los Angeles’ police chief, William Bratton, told reporters they don’t have as many problems with the paparazzi since the celebrity “bad girls” of the city have toned down their behavior.

He said, “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
Because Britney is now wearing panties, Lindsay is a ‘lesbian’ and Paris is gone, life in Hollywood is good? Is this guy awesome or what? So what happens when the next big thing gets the paparazzi all stirred up again?