New Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag storyline -> Marriage

UsWeekly has their favorite stand-in for  celebrities, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag featured in their latest issue. The “dress-them-up cut-outs couple” story line is being advanced: After dramatically calling off her wedding last year, Heidi reveals she’s now for her unholy union with Spencer. (their words not mine). The cover has Heidi of course posing in a wedding dress.  Ugh!  

The inside quotes are even better. Spencer explains how he has come around to marriage: “Heidi read me biblical passages like ‘Honor thy wife.’” Wow I can’t wait for the coming issues:  Heidi is having doubts.  Spencer is he cheating? Heidi shops for a wedding dress. Photos of the bachelor and bachlorette parties, wedding, honeymoon …  Just shoot me now!