Ethan Hawke sings “My wife is a big fat beast” about ex Uma Thurman
Posted on March 23rd, 2008 by Hot Momma
Ethan Hawke took part in the 24-Hour Plays in NYC, last week. The show is a series of one-acts but the sound equipment failed and random musicians began taking the stage for impromptu sets. One of the emergency performers was Ethan Hawke. A writer from New York Magazine was there and said the audience was stunned when Ethan came out, but they were even more surprised and aghast with the song he chose to sing.
Ethan announced to the crowd, “Someone I know wrote this song while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Of course that someone was him and he was talking about his divorce to Uma Thurman. Ethan then broke into song that included lyrics about “not caring if [he] ever saw New York again,” “the lawyers,” and — most telling — “my wife.” Uma! “My wife hates me,” he sang, adding something about how she would call him a prick, how he longed to send for his children, tralalala singing stuff. We were intoxicated, both with beverages and with memories of Dead Poets Society.” And then he sang: “My wife is a big fat beast,” The audience gasped not believing their ears!
Sheepishly, Hawke broke his musicianly stride: “Yeah, I was very upset at the time.” And still is, one suspects!
First thought that ran through my mind when I heard this story was, “is this guy like 2 years old”? And isn’t it ironic considering that Ethan allegedly cheated on Uma with the nanny, whom he is now having a baby with? Hope the play that followed Ethan was: “He made his bed, now let him lay in it!”
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that’s what he is FOLKS!!
I love Ethan. He was in love with Uma. In previous interviews he had always love’s word towards Uma. At the time - divorce - Uma also said “I will always love Ethan”. But itsn’t easy both in different set film away each other. Ethan’s a good and moving father and when his children bitrh he didn’t make films because he’s caring of his kids. But he’s faults like any person. Then he cheat Uma. She didn’t forgive and dates all those men. So Ethan sad about. The problem is that he doesn’t hide his feeling from people. To him, isn’t easy celebrity’s life because he wants a normal life. The people don’t understand his lifestyle and talk what they want. I admire his job and his way. This is a hard time for them. And I hope that they are happy.