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David Caruso badly behaving and acting on CSI: Miami?
David Caruso’s ’dramatic’ acting is a trade mark of the hit CBS show, CSI: Miami. On-set sources say though his ego is nearly out of control as he now rewrites every scene he’s in, and instructs the director on how to do his job. According to a Defamer.com source,
“I actually worked there for two years and saw first-hand almost 50 episodes being filmed. Caruso is without a doubt, the most tortured, saddest man-child/ actor I’ve ever seen in over 15 years of movie and tv-making. Everything you have heard is true, but worse”[Caruso] can’t walk and talk at the same time — you should see him on stairs. He requires dozens of takes for simplest line-readings and can’t even put his CSI gloves on on-camera. He will cuss uncontrollably, often in front of a child actor, and blame everyone but himself for his inability to act.”
The on-set spy continued, “He rewrites every scene he is in, so he is totally to blame for the hackneyed one-liners. He will take anything the writers give him and destroy it. And the sunglasses bit is all his, a truly innovative contribution to his character. But as he said to us many times, ‘What should I do? I am a grown man with red hair.’ “We used to call the Diet Coke his ‘acting juice’ and he once asked the director of photography to make it seem like he was flying to the crime scene, explaining that [his character] Horatio is actually a mythical superhero. For real.”
Another on-set spy added: “Caruso asks when, in the scene, there will be a close-up of the sunglasses — in every scene.”
But an ally of Caruso defended him saying, “David’s one-liners and sunglasses have become branded and are iconic TV moments. Everyone from Jim Carrey to David Letterman has joined the bandwagon parodying them. David headlined last year’s CBS upfront presentation delivering the entire CBS lineup with his one-liners and wearing sunglasses. Justifying his acting ability is ridiculous. David has been working opposite Richard Gere, Russell Crowe and Robert De Niro and headlines a top-rated TV series. It is clear his acting speaks for itself.” As for alleged indiscretions on-set, the ally adds, “Occasionally spitting or cursing on the set? Well, find me an adult male — or female for that matter — who hasn’t done that. All in all, CSI: Miami is a hugely successful show, and for David, his life is all about the show, and his kids.”
Caruso’s rep declined to comment. We don’t begrudge a “star” the chance to indulge themselves and their adoring audience with a trademark move or catchphrase, but nothing about David Caruso seems to indicates to us that he’s the type of guy who is in on the joke. Then again he may be the best thing on CSI: Miami, given many of the cast are acting challenged.
All points Bulletin for Madame Gabriele:
Wanted for spitting on the floor of the Emperor’s Club and transmitting STDs to local johns. Also, for perpetrating an Internet hoax as “onsetsnitch.” If anyone has information about this woman, please contact Austrian authorities. Do not approach this woman, she is diseased and highly contagious.
Gabriele Huber – Caruso’s indicted Austrian stalker.
She has also been posing as “Susan.”
Don’t tell me that is ALLyou can come up with? Topix moderators?One lousy name,Sarakanne.A 5 year old could do better than that. You are a toothless little doggie barking up a tree. Peopletalk about Caruso’s ridiculousonset behaviour and NOTHING you say/post can change that.
Do you really think anyone takes you seriously?No one cares about Caruso but you.
BTW did I already tell you -Caruso DUMPED Liza….YES
The indicted Austrian stalker, Gabriele Huber, is also “Onsetsnitch.”
Nice try — too bad you didn’t fool anyone Vixen.
You must be pretty desperate SARAKANNE…..people still talk about David Caruso’s bad behaviour. No matter how absurd your posts are getting or the absurd theories you are heaping onto other people.
If “It is a hoax” ALL is that you have to offer than you are pretty lame.But I knew that all along.
Too bad nobody is picking it up.Why is that? Because people know you are just a crazy fan?
BTW Caruso DUMPED the fat Latina -GREAT isn’t it????
Stalker is the “Onsetsnitch”-What,running out of ideas for names, Sarakanne? YOU are fooling NO one…
Calm down Vixen, oh excuse me, I mean Gabriele Hube. Take a deep breath and calm down. I know it’s hard to face the truth especially when you dwell in nothing but lies.
Your latest rumor, Gabriele, is a hoax and you’re nothing but an Internet Joke. One of the sites that you tried to get behind you on this one has already gone belly up! LOL.
Gabriele Huber, indicted Austrian stalker, threatened to murder David Caruso. Has been denied entry into the US. Could not work on the CSI Miami set if she wanted to.
The National Enquirer, Nov. 12. 2007 page 50.
You can’t do better than that sarakanne (or should I say AnnaHanna)?
Is that ALL you have to offer? YAWN……
Well that speaks for your utter desperation.Repeating yourself won’t make it better. NOBODY took your silly rambings up. Nobody started publishing it.Now that’s what I call a failure! LOL Hey, try again. Who knows,YOU might find someone willing to listen.
BTW…did I already tell you…CARUSO DUMPED UGLY LIZA….isn’t that great and SOOOO SMART
Calm down Gabriele, take another deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath and calm down. I know it’s discouraging when you have worked so hard to promote your latest fabrication and then it’s revealed that it’s nothing but a HOAX.
Gabriele Huber, Caruso’s indicted Austrian stalker.
The National Enquirer, Nov. 12, 2007 page 50
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN….
Too bad Sarakanne (or should I say AnnaHanna) – are you so desperate???. Looks like. N
ow you have repeated yourself half a dozen times AND – NOBODY picked up your “hoax” theory. I know it is hard to be YOU – stirr crazy. Too bad. Nobody reads it nobody cares but people STILL talk about Caruso’s bullying on the set. LOL
You really have to do BETTER to get your fantasy through….poor fool…LOL
…oh, I forgot Caruso DUMPED Liza. YUP
Calm down Gabriele, take another deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath and calm down. I know it’s discouraging when you have worked so hard to promote your latest fabrication and then it’s revealed that it’s nothing but a HOAX.
Gabriele Huber, Caruso’s indicted Austrian stalker.
The National Enquirer, Nov. 12, 2007 page 50
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN….
Too bad Sarakanne (or should I say AnnaHanna) – are you so desperate???. Looks like. Now
you have repeated yourself half a dozen times AND – NOBODY picked up your “hoax†theory. I know it is hard to be YOU – stirr crazy. Too bad. Nobody reads it nobody cares but people STILL talk about Caruso’s bullying on the set. LOL
You really have to do BETTER to get your fantasy through….poor fool…LOL
Calm down Gabriele, take another deeeeep breath and calm down. I know it’s discouraging when you have worked so hard to promote your latest fabrication and then it’s revealed that it was nothing but a HOAX.
Gabriele Huber, Caruso’s indicted Austrian stalker.
The National Enquirer, Nov. 12, 2007 page 50
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN….
Too bad Sarakanne (or should I say AnnaHanna) – Now
you have repeated yourself half a dozen times AND – NOBODY picked up your “hoax†theory. I know it is hard to be YOU – stirr crazy. Too bad. Nobody reads it nobody cares but people STILL talk about Caruso’s bullying on the set. LOL
You really have to do BETTER than that to get your fantasy through….Nobody is impressed.
BTW CARUSO DUMPED UGLY LIZA……YES!!!
Great story. Thank u 4 sharing!
You are welcome. Great article!
I always knew Caruso was kind of strange and dorky. I had a good laugh when I read the article . Totally believable. Caruso acting out on the set. Thanks for sharing from me too.
Caruso got rid of his girl-friend?
Good for him. She looked kind of cheap.
Nothing wrong with Caruso in my opinion. He’s the star of the number one show in the world. Not too shabby.
I recall it is the most watched show. Either way most watched or number one – doesn’t mean the best . The best as in quality, acting, scripts. So, I don’t think Caruso is good. Ok, he does his job but thats it. And be serious – who would hire Caruso anyway?
So no flowers for Caruso from me. Not for his “acting” or should I say posing?
Looks like Gabriel Huber’s never proven rumor about Caruso and Liza has turned out to be FALSE!
According to Shelby Loosch at The Globe, Caruso and Liza have reconciled and are back together.
Eat Your Heart Out GABRIELE HUBER, Caruso’s indicted stalker!
David Loves Liza! David Loves Liza! David Loves Liza!
THEY ARE ALLEGEDLY WORKING ON A RECONCILATION….doesn’t mean that they are together.
Besides the article JUST CONFIRMS the NATIONAL ENQUIRER article – Caruso really DUMPED LIZA two weeks before she was due.
Sarakanne OR should I say BOB? likes to DREAM a lot. LOL
Weird that a “man” shoudl care that Caruso DUMPED LIZA
What is really, really weird is that GABRIELE HUBER would spend literally years of her life stalking, romanticizing, threatening and waging an Internet war against a celebrity. For what?
Gabriele Huber ought to be very, very concerned that her friends, family, parole officer, co-workers and employer are going to learn, if they haven’t already, what her favorite pasttime is: slandering and libeling David Caruso!
Just google Gabriele Huber now and see what comes up!
“Bob” or should I say Sarakanne – the more you post the nuttier you get…..so stop talking bullshit.
FACT IS : CARUSO DUMPED LIZA and no rants of yours will change that.
Besides it is rather weird and odd that a “man” would care if Caruso dumped the Latina Bitch or not.
You fool no one, Sarakanne. LOL
I googled Gabriele Huber. I got Attorneys, Judges, CEO’S etc. What is your point? I don’t know what your problem is but I think you need help, bob.
I just googled “Gabriele Huber” and got articles that reveal her true identity. In fact, they were articles written by Gabriele’s favorite author, Don Gentile.
THANK YOU DON GENTILE FOR REVEALING THE NAME OF DAVID CARUSO’S STALKER:
GABRIELE HUBER
Yawn..
BTW I read another MORE INTERESTING ARTICLE BY DON GENTILE
DAVID CARUSO DUMPED LIZA!
Smart move, don’t you think BettyJo? I mean, she is trash.. What happened to the name “Sarakanne”? Don’t you like it anymore
I stand by my article in The National Enquirer.
Gabriele Huber was positively identified as the woman responsible for stalking David Caruso.
Oh my, Sarakanne …how weak using Dons name…..
I AM SURE GENTILE STANDS BY HIS STORY THAT DAVID CARUSO DUMPED LIZA…..after all it MADE THE FRONT PAGE…..it can’t get BETTER than that.
BTW I read the shit you wrote. You are desperate for attention are you? Too bad you won’t get it.
Because….Caruso DUMPED Liza that is a fact….
Gabriele, have you ever tried yoga?
It’s a great stress reducer especially when the fact that your name, Gabriele Huber, has been splashed all over the Internet for stalking David Caruso.
Good luck explaining this one away.
Have you tried yoga “Betty jo”. That reduces the stress of coming to terms that CRUSO DUMPED LIZA like a piece of trash…
..and Good luck to you too in explaining Caruso’s DUMPING of Liza. That is really juicy…AND MADE THE FRONT PAGE…
Gabriele Huber (Vixen) arrested for stalking Caruso.
Thank you Don Gentile for publishing the true identity of Caruso’s stalker–Gabriele Huber.
What does this gal say when her friends at work ask her why her name is all over the Internet? Love to be a fly on the wall during that explanation.
Sarakanne…ONLY 2 NAMES tonight TAMI and LOGAN???? You can’t do BETTER than that.
It is hard to come to terms with the fact that CARUSO DUMPED LIZA like a piece of trash…and that is a FACT reported by DON GENTILE.
How conveniently that you forgot that. However, I will remind you whenever I can…you can thank me later
Don Gentile hit the nail on the head when he positively identified Gabriele Huber as David Caruso’s indicted Austrian Stalker.
Gabriele Huber – Google that name!
“Lucy” iventive, Sarakanne. I mean, too bad that nobody really cares about “Gabriele Huber” or douchebag David Caruso . Why should they?
BTW , did I mention that Caruso DUMPED Liza. Just as a reminder? And I think DON GENTILE wrote a very nice article
Caruso had better things to do than to attend the birth of his daugther.
Caruso dumped Liza when she still was pregnant
Caruso slept with another woman while fat Liza sat at home crying.
Nice….
Did I mention that when they arrested GABRIELE HUBER she hid her face in shame?
Did I mention that GABRIELE HUBER cannot legally enter the U.S. anymore?
Did I mention that GABRIELE HUBER was arrested for stalking David Caruso?
Did I mention that when you google GABRIELE HUBER all the world can see what a lunatic you are?
GOOGLE GABRIELE HUBER.
HOW do we say it best that a nit wit like you Sarakanne – oops this time it is Cilantro – understands it
NOBODY really cares. Too bad if you try to get some attention and nobody – really nobody – seems to be willing to listen. Shit happens, right?
DTW , did I mention that Caruso DUMPED Liza. Just as a reminder? And I think DON GENTILE wrote a very nice article
Caruso had better things to do than to attend the birth of his daugther.
Caruso dumped Liza when she still was pregnant
Caruso slept with another woman while fat Liza sat at home crying.
Nice….
Only in America can someone be paid to put on sunglasses and stand with their hands on their hips. Oh, and don’t forget to turn your head to the right. He probably wonders why he couldn’t make it in movies with all this “talent” he has. I did watch CSI Miami once. How this show has lasted this long with Caruso on it defies all logic. Lassie was a better actor than this guy.
I can’t believe the rash of bull*&*% I have been reading. First off I love David Caruso. Second, CSI:Miami is one of my favorite shows that I watch. In fact of all of the CSI’S Miami is my favorite. I think anyone who doesn’t like it well I guess that is their problem. But to diss on someone like that is just wrong. In fact not only wrong but pathetic
this, is a show it is not real how can you compare a personto a dog, i think david caruso is a good actor, and everything you have discribed, is true, but we all still watch it, so who is the fool, i love david caruso not so much his role, in cis miami, but i am abig fan,
you are a ar**ho** how can you talk about another human being like that he is human after all you dick, thats what we call idiots in uk,
can i just say you all sound like children from the reception class, that is 4 year old, in uk, people are dying and starving, and your all killing each other, and you talk about david caruso`s spitting episode big deal, end of, it`s done, move on, i love you all xxxx
Caruso sucks big time. Get that ugly wanker off the TV screen Asap
Would you stop with the “only in America” shit please…?
You should try watching your own programming instead. most of it is worse than the stuff we have here. Oh and most of the shit you don’t like is shit that has already been done in other countries… we just made a billion dollars doing it… jealous?
if you believe that, i’ve got swampland in Florida for a good price for you… sheep.
so is your grammar…
you know what! all this crap about caruso is well…shit.probablly that hoe gabrielle put up to get a good laugh, like Holy if you dont like the guy just say so,dont go out and stalk the guy! like i thought stalking was when you like the person but they dont like you! so take that ya “Gabrial Huber” or whatever the hell your name is! and to everyone who doent like caruso screw you hes just lilke you and mw but has alot mor money like jeez! give the guy a break! he didnt do nothin to you !!! and hell i thinks its funny as hell what he does !!!!! and screw you Gabrial HUber for stalkin him! if you dont like me comment, it wont bother me what you say so ill be waitn!!!!!!
OHHHHH!!SUCH VENOM AGAINST AN A PLUS ACTOR…DO IS SENSE JEALOUSY PERHAP???WE WOMEN ADORE DAVID CARUSO!!!!
STALKER! Who would put rumors up if you think their true?!!? Give him a break and mind your own beeswax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!