Citizen’s arrest for ‘actress’ Bai Ling

I don’t really know why Bai Ling is sorta famous. I don’t really write about her much because I don’t know what she really does? Except that if you need a D-lister to show up at an event, in a hideous wardrobe and accidently have a nipple slip on the red carpet, she’s your girl. Her acting career seems to be mostly bit parts often playing herself.  She is kind of a Paris Hilton wannabe without the money.
Anyway the celebrity D-lister was reportedly arrested at LAX yesterday for shoplifting two celebrity mags and a pack of batteries from one of the terminal stores! I think she was going to have some alone time with the batteries, tabloid mags and perhaps a hot bath?

Law enforcement sources say Ling walked into the gift shop around 4:30 PM yesterday — and walked out with the goods; total value around $16. She was placed under citizen’s arrest by a shop employee.

The citizen’s arrest is a nice surprise. I want to both hug and interview the shop clerk who confronted her.  We’re told that a “cooperative but crying” Ling was taken by Airport Police to the station where she was booked for theft. Don’t be surprised if Bai’s mugshot includes a nipple slip.