This advertisement was paid for by Corey Haim

Corey Haim’s unemployability makes compelling Reality TV but apparently doesn’t satisfy his ego much. His A&E reality hit Two Coreys was picked up for a second season last week, and the show’s Corey-on-Corey conflicts have been well-written, but no longer creatively fulfilling for the former 80′s heartthrob. So Corey has made a desperate and likely very expensive attempt to draw attention to his goal of getting back on the big screen.  Will casting directors, or possibly insane foreign “producers” with millions of dollars to invest, take notice of this nearly full-page ad in today’s Variety?  Or will his dreams go “Up in Smoke”?

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