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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s: Top 10 Things You Don’t Know About Women

Posted on January 26th, 2008 by Hot Momma

 Jennifer Love Hewitt currently starring in the third season of Ghost Whisperer gives  Esquire Magazine her Top 10 Things You Don’t Know About Women:

1. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse.

2. We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era full-service station attendant. You’d look so cute in the hat.

3. We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?

4. We’re smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.

5. Yes, we can dish it out.

6. No, we can’t take it.

7. We want to raise children. We just don’t want you to be one of them.

8. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don’t want to be fixed; we want to be heard.

9. When we ask if you’ve had any work done, it’s because we want to know what our kids will really look like.

10. When we ask you how we look, it’s okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.  (then your definitely not a size 2 anymore)

What do you think of this list?  Anything you would add?



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    2 Comments »

    Comment by Jill Hackemer
    2008-01-26 18:09:21

    Those rules of hers are stupid. It’s what men expect of women unfortunately.

     
    Comment by Krissy
    2008-01-27 00:52:49

    I find it rather comical!
    LOL I’d probably add something along the lines of not being a man’s mother or maid. :)

     
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