Britney Spears stoops to new lows in today’s news review

Britney Spears will host a party:

At the Scandinavian Style Mansion, on Feb. 16.  Britney last hosted the event  at which Scandinavian brands are showcased on Dec. 1.  At that party, she was presented with a birthday cake and bumped into her one-time BFF Paris Hilton.

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Britney’s 2 AM shopping spree and gross display:

Claus Hjelmbak, the Danish businessman who founded the Scandinavian brands party, set up and was at Spears’s side when she and Sam Lutfi went on the early morning shopping spree Jan. 17 at Kitson. Spears walked away from Kitson with a cool $10,000 in purchased items. All items were said to have been purchased by Britney for Britney.  By the way the outfit Unfitney was wearing while shopping was a new low for her.  Forget about the torn fishnets.  Brit went ‘commando’ and it was apparently also her time of the month.  I kid you not, I have seen the photos.

The “personal” holiday photos of her and her kids

The beautiful,photos, were rumored to have been sold to OK! Magazine by photographer Dani Brubaker.  Supposedly Brit was to sue Brubaker for selling the personal photos to OK!. A source familiar with Spears’ negotiations says that is not true.

“That’s absolutely made up, there is no lawsuit,” said the source. “In fact, Britney loves all of this. Look how gorgeous she looks.”

The source went on to say that this is at least one case where Spears should be given credit for playing the public well.

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What happened to Britney’s last personal assistant?

According to a source close to Britney, the singer “called Carla from Cedars and let her go,” for reasons including “talking to the press despite a non-disclosure agreement, and lying to Kevin Federline’s lawyers when she was interviewed prior to Monday’s court hearing.”  Adnan has seemingly filled this important role for Britney now.

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New multiple personality theory:
Supposedly Brit is suffering from dissociative identity disorder, which leads the sufferers to take on various personalities to dissociate them from reality.  Those with the disorder take on different identities to help them cope under severe stress.

Friends of the singer said Britney has been showing different personalities, including “the British girl”, “the weepy girl”, “the diva” and “the incoherent girl”.
I am sticking to the Bipolar disorder theory.

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