Britney Spears’ bizzare nude shopping trip
Posted on January 15th, 2008 by Hot Momma
Sunday afternoon, ‘Brit the unfit’, paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion for a change.
Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks from the upscale clothing store and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.
Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.
“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells the mag.
I guess the clerk doesn’t read the celeb mags or she would have known this is normal behavior for Brit.
“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you fucking come near me!’ says the employee. “Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”
When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out perhaps after a “toss in the hay”, Spears (speaking in tongues) mumbled something unintelligible.
“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘Fuck you!’ and left the store.”
I guess no wonder she couldn’t testify to save her visitation rights, Monday. She didn’t have a thing to wear! When are the men in the white coats going to take this whack job away?
I guess I don’t see why they were shocked she was naked. Seems to me, Britney would rather be naked than dressed any day. Anyone know of a theraputic nudist colony?? I bet Britney would LOVE being there!