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Finding fresh, colorful Britney Spears stories these days is like shooting fish in a barrel.  It’s not terribly sporting, requires very little skill and leaves you with more fish then you bargained for.  So here’s a few fish  stories condensed together:

Britney Spears’ latest entanglement and allegedly new personal assistant Adnan Ghalib, might be “happily dating” Spears as Ghalib’s photo agency claims. But the claims that the paparazzo has been separated from his wife for more than a year are untrue, according to sources close to Ghalib’s wife.

“He was with her up until a week before he and Britney started this thing,” said the source. “And, she thinks that they’ll work things out in the end.”

Probably more like the wife sees a big payoff for Adnan and herself when Britney moves on to the next schlump.  

Adnan is already said to now be earning several thousand dollars a week for his services as Britney’s personal assistant! According to sources close to the troubled pop wreck, Ghalib has been cleaning Britney’s mansion, running general errands and acting as her chief defender and representative in interviews.

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In other gruesome news, the website WhenIsBritneyGoingToDie.com is offering a PlayStation 3 for anyone who correctly picks the date and time of Britney Spears’ death.  The site has been inundated with responses from people who think the troubled pop star is set for an early grave.

Britney is reportedly not very popular with her young son’s Sean Preston, and Jayden James, right now, who have been staying with dad Kevin Federline.  According to rumors the boys have not ONCE asked about their mom since being returned to Kevin after the stand-off with police at Britney’s home.