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Apparently those were the approximate words 6-year-old Isabella (daughter of Lance Armstrong’s said as she took her turn to Show-and-Tell at her Texas elementary school.   I understand the need to impress your classmates but bringing in daddy’s new special friend is way over the top.  According to the source, “celebrities do this all the time” and Lance Armstrong himself was once toted along for show-and-tell by ex-girlfriend Tory Burch’s son.  Whatever happened to bringing in a Barbie doll (slightly smaller than Ashley) or a frog?  Thinking back on my childhood now I am feeling a little bit deprived.