Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog

We can’t let it go without saying that taking photos of people in their hotel room from the bushes 200 yards away with a telephoto lens is really psychotically creepy. But on the other hand, if you’re TomKat and you know you’re stalked around the globe, and you really want privacy, you should close your shades. Or sic your security on the paparazzi.

Anyhoo, as cuckoo as Tom is, and brainwashed as Kate is, we think Suri is the most adorable and beautiful celeb-baby out there.

We ask you to kindly control your rage when processing the fact that Denise is 37 and has had 2 babies. We’re asking you to because we @#*%)* cannot.

We toss the title around so easily, but forget that there are handsdown certifiable MILFs like Cindy Crawford. Her daughter mini-me Kaia is SO gorgeous!

We know there are lots of you who think there’s nothing that great about Gisele Bundchen. We definitely think there are way hotter models out there, but we had to shut our mouths for a moment when we saw this cover:

Now that Hayden’s officially legal, you can admire her *talent* in these super short shorts.

The View Chooses New Hosts
Whose Legs Are These?