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We can’t let it go without saying that taking photos of people in their hotel room from the bushes 200 yards away with a telephoto lens is really psychotically creepy. But on the other hand, if you’re TomKat and you know you’re stalked around the globe, and you really want privacy, you should close your shades. Or sic your security on the paparazzi.

Anyhoo, as cuckoo as Tom is, and brainwashed as Kate is, we think Suri is the most adorable and beautiful celeb-baby out there.