Hot Momma Gossip

Hayden Goes Digging
Paris Vs. Firecrotch
Victoria’s Secret’s New Model
Tom Brady on Fatherhood

George Clooney appeared in Tokyo on Monday at an Omega event. He’s shown below assembling an Omega watch. Hot AND nimble!

Katie (in Berlin while Tom films Valkyrie), hits the stores alone clad in Christian Louboutin pumps. How long can a girl last in those heels while shopping?

Reese and Jake were snapped together in Reese’s Lexus. Is there a reunion?

Sarah Jessica Parker hosted a BBQ lunch with Elle on Sunday. We like her Sex hairdo much better.

Who is Penelope Cruz Dating Now??
K-Fed and Brit Brit are Over, Whew!
Insane Spice Girls Diet
Usher’s Wedding Called Off

We can’t let it go without saying that taking photos of people in their hotel room from the bushes 200 yards away with a telephoto lens is really psychotically creepy. But on the other hand, if you’re TomKat and you know you’re stalked around the globe, and you really want privacy, you should close your shades. Or sic your security on the paparazzi.

Anyhoo, as cuckoo as Tom is, and brainwashed as Kate is, we think Suri is the most adorable and beautiful celeb-baby out there.

We ask you to kindly control your rage when processing the fact that Denise is 37 and has had 2 babies. We’re asking you to because we @#*%)* cannot.