Our favorite trainwreck, shown below, on Memorial Day. For an average celebrity, a photo such as this would wreak havoc on their PR. However, in this case, it’s actually an improvement since she’s not snorting or guzzling anything.
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Why, aside from those double Ds, can’t John just kick her to the curb once and for all? It appears in these photos that these two mismatched lovers bedbuddies are having an argument. Perhaps she’s putting her foot down about going blonde again.
NO, the *OTHER* ones…get your head out of the gutter! The jumbo-boobied star was at the beach with her 2 sons Brandon and Dylan, who will undoubtedly need therapy for their trashy sexy mom’s attire, among other things. After all, they did recently learn (before being allowed to watch ‘Borat’) about Mom’s special home videos with Daddy…she explained it as a lot of “naked hugging and kissing.” Shudder. Meanwhile, their pal is probably learning the meaning of MILF while under the cover of his baseball cap.
Let’s hope not, for the child’s sake. (Not that we have any sort of secret aversion to super trashy mom-figures). Thank goodness it’s not actually her lovechild, as confirmed by the presence of her (yukky) hubby.
Has anyone ever seen “Miss Congeniality”? Or know even the slightest bit about beauty pageants? Well, you’ll know that falling down is basically the worst possible thing that can happen…even worse than having broccoli in your teeth..or saying something uber stupid in response to the judges’ questions. Reportedly, they have to train for years just to make sure they never take a misstep. Miss USA ate it at the pageant and not only lost the crown, but came in 4th runner up or something horrible..:
And later, she stripped down to her bikini, but we so don’t want to look at that.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! We’ll be back Tuesday. Be good, and don’t take anything offered by a Lohan.
