Looks like Pax Jolie-Pitt is getting accustomed to life in a jet-set family. Here, he feeds killer whales at Marineland in France, on a little daytrip away from the Cannes Film Festival with Mom-gelina and big bro Maddox, who looks like he’s worried that he may lose his new brother.
of the closet. A recent article by the Associated Press referred to his “partner”, and they didn’t mean partner in crime. While he’s previously stated that he doesn’t speak about his personal life, his name did appear on the “Gay Power List” in Out magazine.
After weeks of uncertainty, you can finally breathe again now that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have been spotted together at Tao in Las Vegas. Stay tuned for her next sex tape…
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Remember when David Katzenberg was with Mary Kate Olsen? Back in 2004? And in 2006? Then she left him for Stavros Niarchos? Who then dated Paris Hilton? And then Lindsay Lohan, who has dated banged pretty much half of Tinseltown? A visual diagram may help you keep all this straight, but it may also turn your stomach..
Anyway, back to present day. Now he’s with Nicky Hilton on daddy’s private beach.
Our favorite trainwreck, shown below, on Memorial Day. For an average celebrity, a photo such as this would wreak havoc on their PR. However, in this case, it’s actually an improvement since she’s not snorting or guzzling anything.
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Why, aside from those double Ds, can’t John just kick her to the curb once and for all? It appears in these photos that these two mismatched lovers bedbuddies are having an argument. Perhaps she’s putting her foot down about going blonde again.
NO, the *OTHER* ones…get your head out of the gutter! The jumbo-boobied star was at the beach with her 2 sons Brandon and Dylan, who will undoubtedly need therapy for their trashy sexy mom’s attire, among other things. After all, they did recently learn (before being allowed to watch ‘Borat’) about Mom’s special home videos with Daddy…she explained it as a lot of “naked hugging and kissing.” Shudder. Meanwhile, their pal is probably learning the meaning of MILF while under the cover of his baseball cap.
Let’s hope not, for the child’s sake. (Not that we have any sort of secret aversion to super trashy mom-figures). Thank goodness it’s not actually her lovechild, as confirmed by the presence of her (yukky) hubby.
