Paris Booted from Hot Heiress Book
Posted on May 31st, 2007 by Hot Momma“Inheriting Beauty”, a forthcoming book that’s showcasing the world’s most beautiful heiresses, including Roberta Armani, Dylan Lauren, Allegra Hicks, Nadja Swarovski, and Casey Johnson, has unanimously voted to exclude the wonky-eyed jailbird from its pages. “She’s tried to play society like a game of Three-card Monte. Let’s hear it for high standards,” said Marianne Strong, agent for the celebrity photographer. Thank goodness somebody realizes that she has no actual merits aside from her last name (even though that’s not really a merit)! And no, boys, washing a car while almost completely naked and eating a burger at the same time (remember that commercial?) doesn’t count either.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOLL. NO SERIOUSLY SHE LOOKS LIKE A REAL FUCKING DOLL. SHE’S AN ALCKY THOUGH AND THAT AIN’T COOL. AT LEAST NOT WHEN YOUR DRIVING. REMEMBER YOU CAN HAVE FUN AS LONG AS YOUR HERE, BUT WHEN YOUR GONE THE FUN IS OVER. DON’T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE EVEN IF THEIR RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT. LOL.
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In this case being left out of that book is not really a snub. You listed Allegra Hicks and Casey Johnson as two of the ladies being featured. Well, I have never seen a picture of Allegra Hicks were she did not look like a Holocust victim. Casey Johnson has had so much plastic surgery and botox her face no longer looks real, think Fergie for those of you not familar with Casey.
If I were Paris I would have asked not to be in the book.
Ms. Lovely