Pop Quiz: Is Jessica The Reincarnation Of A Renaissance Artist?
Posted on May 25th, 2007 by Ellen
Jessica Simpson recently compared herself to the sculptor Michelangelo on her blog. Was that because…
A. Michelangelo liked to work in his studio clad in a pair of Daisy Dukes?
B. The sculptor was plagued by a creepy controlling father and a sister who made it her mission in life to look as much like him as possible?
C. They both like dudes?
D. Michelangelo once shilled for Pizza Hut?
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