Jessica Simpson Loses The Rebound
Posted on May 18th, 2007 by Ellen
The usual unnamed sources have come out of the woodwork to say that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are toast, because she’s in Cannes and he…

…is hanging out with a lot of ugly dudes to make himself look prettier. I’m so, so sad that their Great Love is over. Mmm, sarcasm.
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Does anyone notice Jessica’s toes are totally hanging off the front of her shoes??? Very distracting!
jessica is in cannes????!!!!!!
pigs should fly then
wtf???
an actress??? PLEASE!!! ridiculous