This Post Will Highlight How Little I Know About Country Music

The list of things I know about Kenny Chesney:

1. He sang “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy,” my second favorite country song ever (after “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” of course).
2. He also sang a song called “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problems,” although I have a problem with this shirt. Pubescent girl orange? Not OK on grown-up men.
3. He’s the entertainer of the year for the third year in a row, according to the Academy of Country Music.
4. Wait, Kellie Pickler is a country music star now?! Yeah, that has nothing to do with Kenny. Sorry. I ran out.