Eddie Murphy’s Mama Drama

Do I know if Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown‘s new baby is actually Eddie Murphy‘s? No! C’mon, it’s a baby, it’s not like there’s a family resemblance yet. So it’s her word against his… and she’s the one on Extra making her voice heard. And he’s hiding from a paternity test. Whatcha hiding, Eddie? The test will set you free if it’s not your child!

Sorry for that Springer moment. I just… why would he NOT consent to take a paternity test? If it turns out not to be his kid, she will fade away from her last half-second of fame. But his image can’t get any worse than it is right now, with him not saying anything.