Mag Lady: Ashlee Simpson in “Cosmo”

No offense, Ash, but the green background? Made me a little queasy. But it’s not like Miss Simpson picked it herself.

Oh, sweet airbrushing. I’m sure when she picks this up she’ll think, “Why did I even get a nose job, when they could just Photoshop it for me?”

I actually double-taked here because at first I thought it was Britney. Too much “fixing.”