Gimlets at Five

To deflect the paparazzi like Rachael Leigh Cook, wear shoulder pads!

Katie Holmes is flirting desperately with her costar on the set of her new movie “Mad Money.” Just take me away from The Tom! [The Bosh]

The Jolie-Pitt Army has decamped to Prague. Unleash the amphibious squadrons! [ICYDK]

Shock! Lindsay Lohan might have had a drink or two since she left rehab. [IDLYITW]

Even more shocking! Kirsten Dunst was made to wear a padded bra for “Spider-Man 3.” [Entry Level Heiress]

Speaking of Spidey, Tobey McGuire and Leonardo DiCaprio may have shared a bed once upon a time, but they are half-naked men on this page NOT. GAY. [Celebitchy]