Eva Longoria cheered on fiance Tony Parker at Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals. It’s cute *choke* how she still brings a camera to his games. Seriously though, check out the bling on her finger…what were we saying?
Pax Thien became the latest official member of the Jolie-Pitt bunch today. He was adopted by Momgelina in Vietnam (while Dad Brad was shooting a “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” here stateside) as a Jolie because Vietnam does not allow unwed parents to adopt together. And we all know what Brangelina think of getting married, right? “Until everybody has the right….”
Congrats, Pax!
Nicole Richie doesn’t mix with cars. She somehow fried her boyfriend’s BMW 745, not long before she scored herself a parking ticket for leaving her ride in a loading zone. That’s why it’s called a loading zone. Then again, she did drive the wrong way on a one-way road not that long ago, so maybe these road signs have no meaning for her…
We thought about sparing you this news about K-Fed, but you come here because you love the pain. Admit it. The overly fertile wannabe rapper was partying this weekend in Las Vegas when he bumped into another inexplicable chick magnet: Wilmer Valderamma. Eyewitnesses say the deluded duo insisted on “rapping together to every song played.” We’ll pause while you groan. He then reportedly invited the Fez to collaborate with him on his next album. Why, oh why, does he insist on “entertaining” us?
Snoop Dogg, with his two pups, is spotted at the Stanley Cup Finals in Anaheim on Wednesday. Why he can’t afford a better fake mustache is beyond us.
In the latest issue of Parade magazine, FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World gripes about her looks. “Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.” Poor thing, she sounds so downtrodden. We’ll get to work immediately on her pity party. Right after Paris becomes gainfully employed.
