The Early Bubbly: Que Sera, Sera

Nooo, Lindsay! Run away from the Black Hole Party Girl, while you still can!

Marilyn Manson used to be the kind of boy you could bring home to Mom… not any more! [Mollygood]

In the next installment of her Revlon commercial, Jessica Alba is surrounded by adoring men. Which is SO different from the rest of her life. [Derek Hail]

“American Idol” proves charitable to competitors, makes [SPOILER ALERT] no one go home this week. [popbytes]

Larry Birkhead can officially collect Dannielynn now. I bet she wants to stay in the Bahamas, who wouldn’t? Sun… surf… sand… totally lost on babies. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Hilary Duff didn’t write a song on her new album about Nicole Richie… psych! [Hollyscoop]