Breaking: Hugh Grant Arrested

Is this the face of an unscrupulous thug? A paparazzo is claiming Grant attacked him with a tub of baked beans, in what is truly THE most bizarre assault I have ever heard of.

Neither Grant’s agent nor the London police are commenting on the story, but it appears that Grant saw a photographer outside his home Tuesday morning and came after him holding a plastic tub of baked beans. (Why he would have that, I don’t know… if I were that famous I would totally order take-out every night.) Unfortunately for Hugh, the guy took pictures which are all over the London tabloids today.