Parent Of The Year Seen In Giant Bouncing Deodorant Bottle

Remember that stunt we mentioned that K-Fed was going to do with AXE Body Spray, but was canceled for weather? They rescheduled. Oy vey.

What an enormous dork! Keep rocking that 15 minutes of fame…

Not that I was inclined to date any guy who used AXE anyway, but now I think I’ll put it in my dating book, “WHEN YOU SMELL THE AXE, GET OUT: 1001 TERRIBLE DATES I HAVE HAD.” Not that I’ve had 1001. What’s your worst dating story?