Tara Reid’s Lovely Chrysalis

Oh, Tara. Sometimes you’re like a sorority stereotype on spring break, and sometimes you clean up really nicely. How do you get those cheeks so perfectly round?

It’s good to see you out on the charity circuit (here at the Race to Erase MS) looking so chipper and put together. Although this was a very silly necklace:

But maybe you borrowed it from some sweet 12-year-old. What do we know?