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That’s how long we’ll have to wait until DNA results are in on Dannielynn Smith, Anna Nicole’s baby daughter. I know, it’s next week, but hasn’t this been going on long enough? After Howard K. Stern said he’d challenge the results (before they were in… does he have THAT MUCH doubt, or is he protecting what’s left of his late spouse’s reputation?) I figured the judge might release them just to get everyone to pipe down about it. Evidently, I figured wrong.

And if little Dannielynn belongs neither to Stern nor to Larry Birkhead, well, it could be months. Is this Anna Nicole’s way of getting back at the rest of us for being obsessed with her sex life? If she wanted to leave a mystery for the ages, I wish she’d buried a treasure Da Vinci Code-style. That would be more fun than contemplating the fate of this poor girl who, in any case, will never remember her mother.