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Coachella is a music festival held in Indio, California, which for all intents and purposes is basically a desert. A kicky tennis-style dress keeps Cameron Diaz cool…

…but putting leggings under it totally defeats the purpose, not to mention boots, Jessica Alba.

It never hurts to be slightly nicer than the rest of the crowd, like Tara Reid…

But don’t overdo it on the hippie thing, like Mischa.

And bring blankets to sit on, not to wear onstage.

Finally, just… no. Say no to overall shorts, especially your little sister’s.

Dressing like a rather chic H&M model… replacing the wrecktastic Lindsay Lohan in a new movie about poet Dylan Thomas… it’s like Sienna Miller is acting her age, or something.

I know she’s trying to prove she’s all real and stuff, but… man! That shirt is kind of ugly.

Look who stepped out for a Barack Obama fundraiser this weekend! I haven’t picked which candidate is going to get my $10, but I guess Jessica Biel already has.

Sigh. Will SOMEONE give her a mirror?

Girl looks good! Much better than before.