John’s Gabrielle Addiction Proves Too Strong

“Desperate Housewives” star Jesse Metcalfe went to rehab for alcohol yesterday, and let me tell you, my lawn has never looked worse…

Oh, I kid! I live in an apartment. But anyway, Metcalfe went out in style with a weekend bender in LA. Saturday night alone he hit 4 different clubs and got banned from the top-drawer hotel the Mondrian for yelling at a bouncer. Hopefully after that he won’t feel tempted to leave every night a la Lindsay Lohan (who, the tabs have it, has already started drinking again… how soon they forget).

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