The Bubbly:

This is either Leonardo DiCaprio trying to hide from the paps in Israel, or… well, pretty much any other skinny white male.

Tori Spelling had her baby! Meet Liam Aaron McDermott. I guess calling him Rutherford was a little much. [Bricks & Stones]

If Angelina Jolie isn’t adopting another child, why is she jetting off to Vietnam? It’s not exactly a primo Spring Break spot if you’re not a backpacker. [Hollyscoop]

Katie Holmes to be subjected to some freaky Scientology stuff for daring to make a movie. [popbytes]

Eva Longoria is importing a little country for her upcoming wedding, in the form of singer Kenny Chesney so she can walk down the aisle to “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy.” [Smart.]

Britney got herself a rehab boyfriend from a band no one has ever heard of. [Derek Hail]