Carmen Electra’s Secrets

To be totally fair, Paris Hilton is hardly the only celebrity out there to lend her name to a product. Here’s Carmen Electra hawking a diet book — although I don’t really believe she has ever needed to diet.

Maybe you open the book and it’s like, “You can eat ribs as often as you want.” Thanks Carmen. Score! Best diet ever! I’m kidding, I hate ribs.