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Les Olsens Miserables

Published on March 4, 2007 at 10:07 PM

Mary-Kate and Ashley have been spotted at various fashion shows in Paris all week, but you could be forgiven for thinking they were both about to be cruelly tortured. Mary-Kate is going with the “tears-of-a-clown” look, all red lipstick and that slightly wacko smile, and Ashley is gritting her teeth.

She’s all, “GAH, MK. Can’t you put on something NORMAL? I didn’t even have time to wash my hair this morning because you were hogging the shower, and you could have used your dirty hair for that Cosette-meets-Courtney-Love ‘do. I am so outta here. I’ll take Brandon Davis’ helicopter if I have to.”

“OK, I’ll look. Kind of. But I won’t smile, because Pollyanna McGrinster is doing enough of that for the both of us.”

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