Divorce of the Century!

Forget Pam and Kid, Denise and Charlie, Britney and K-Fed. The real fireworks in divorce court today come via England, where Paul McCartney and ex Heather Mills faced off in a preliminary hearing. Their separation began last May, so the fact that proceedings have gone on so long already indicate this is going to be an ugly, ugly trial. It looked in January like they were going to settle, with Sir Paul paying some $62.8 million to his (un-prenupped) ex, but apparently they are back at it. At least she’ll have “Dancing With The Stars” to distract her, as well as the lawsuits against papers in London which reported she was out to get her ex for abuse and neglect. The couple has a three-year-old daughter, Beatrice… that poor girl.