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Meet Josh Henderson! Take note…

1. He’s a DALLAS native (hello, Texas!), 25, but you’ll know him by his two different colored eyes. (Just like Kate Bosworth!)
2. He briefly dated Ashlee Simpson back when A-Simps had her MTV reality show. (I didn’t see it, so I don’t remember him…)
3. He played a soldier in Iraq in the miniseries “Over There.”
4. He’s a boy band vet from Scene23. Apparently he sang like El Timberlake.
5. Yes, he has a mySpace, and it’s ridiculous.

Okay, so maybe Mary-Kate Olsen tends to dress like my grandmother… (Just kidding Grandma! You are so stylish!) But she can look professional, too!

Sure, those pants are pretty baggy and they could use the ol’ tailor, but hey! Look at her hair! Her fitting shirt!

That man next to her? Is not Perez Hilton.

It’s Friday!!

Cheer up, Izzie!

A lot of my friends were on spring break this week. (Oh, I miss school!) And so were Drew Barrymore and Anne Hathaway, or at least they were on the road.

Drew’s got the uber noise canceling headphones on!

I love Anne’s bag, made by super-IT-right-now label Tory Burch.

Britney must be ready to sleep alone for a while. “People” reported that she and ex-husband Kevin Federline have settled their divorce after a five-hour meeting. What a fun way to spend a day! Not. The terms weren’t announced, so… expect to see them on The Smoking Gun in a few days.

Brit-Brit’s been laying low for a few days this week after her hat-tacular Tuesday. Apparently she’s also been in and out of a hospital for a bum tooth. I hate going to the dentist!