Gimlets at 5: Can’t leave Well Enough Alone

Reese Witherspoon is a little sheepish the paparazzi caught her Blackberrying in New York.

Everyone says Naomi Watts is pregnant — even boyfriend Liev Schreiber. Do I smell a punking? Nah, I believe she is going to be the world’s new cutest pregnant woman. [The Bosh]

A Hollywood madam with a tell-all book claims Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis have both paid for some lovin’ through her agency. Now, that’s just a shame. There must be women out there who would spend quality time with them for free. [Bricks & Stones]

According to Star magazine, Carmen Electra is working as a magician’s assistant in Vegas. Sadly, it’s not for a role in “The Prestige 2: Electric Boogaloo.” [popbytes]

Katharine Heigl can’t leave “Grey’s Anatomy,” but she can kick up a fuss about not being paid enough. And on the show she’s a millionaire philanthropist. Oh, sweet irony. [ICYDK]

Paris Hilton‘s troubles continue: She violated her post-DUI probation with last night’s headlight-free speeding trip. Sweetheart, get a driver already! [Mollygood]