OSCAR Style Misses!

Joan Rivers IS the red carpet!

Anne… I don’t know how to say this… It looks like you sat in something. Something BIG.

Oh, J-Hud. You were doing so well! And then you had to put that shiny bolero on. Maybe someone watching at home will call and say, “Sweetheart, you look like a robot matador with that thing on.” Or I could just say it… on the Internet… where no one can hear me… **UPDATE** She did take it off in time for her speech! Either telepathy works or she was getting too warm.

And people would come throughout the land to visit the mighty TOWER OF JLO…

Cameron Diaz just blew in off the coast.

Jessica Biel‘s dress looked great onstage, but on the carpet it was just too clashy-clashy.

Kirsten Dunst heard the red carpet might need some dusting.