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Superman Vs. The Rock
“Hi kids! I’m Brandon Routh, but you probably know me as Superman from last summer’s semi-blockbuster. I’m here to tell you all to STUDY HARD!”
“The reason you should all study hard is… um… er…”
“Oh, tee hee! Tom Arnold just tickled me.”
Meanwhile, across the room…
“Kid, get an A or I will hurt you.”
The Rock wins!
