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Britney And The Mysterious Notebook

Published on February 22, 2007 at 10:22 AM

“Dear Diary: I tried rehab, but it’s just not for me. So I asked my mom and Paris what to do. Paris told me to get a small dog who will always love me no matter what the tabloids say. My mom told me to always wear white shoes and socks, ’cause that’s how we do it in Louisiana.

“So I took both their advice at once.

“HEE!”

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