Britney Bulletin

After the ol’ chop chop, Britney flew home Saturday so her mom could freak out at her in person. [The Bosh]

Justin Timberlake told reporters the new look is “amazing” and says “She is starting over, cleaning herself up.” Dude must be having a dry spell. [Hollyscoop]

She’s already got a blonde wig and inexplicably wore it to the pool. Can you do that with wigs? [I'm Not Obsessed]

The bald pate may have been a response to finding bald spots from hair stress. OK, I get that; I would freak out too if my hair were falling out! [TMZ]

You can buy her opened can of Red Bull (with cigarette lighter and more hair) on eBay. Homegirl should have donated all that hair to Locks of Love! [ICYDK]