Celebrity News
Brit Awards Red Carpet
Yesterday the Brit Awards purported to celebrate the best pop music in the United Kingdom, but in a larger sense they could be said to celebrate everything that has been good about our former mother country…
…that they invented paisley [Joss Stone]…
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…that they were once ruled by the Romans, making toga parties a historical necessity [Nelly Furtado]…
…that there’s always another bimbo out there [Steven Tyler and Holly WHO? Willoughby]…
…and that whether you are an Elton, a Tom Jones, another Elton, a mermaid or a matador, there’s always room for you. [Scissor Sisters]
“Really, this is a bit much. Can I click my heels and go back to the US now?”
