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Britney Spears Takes Some Bad Advice: A Parable

Published on February 13, 2007 at 9:12 AM

And in the year of our Lord 2007, Britney came down from the mountain — er, Hollywood Hills — and she asketh the Strippers, “What shall I do to be saved?” And lo, the strippers hath said, “Disrobe.” And so it occurred just as they had said.


And as it had been decreed, the Strippers did not informe her that she could wear of the Swimsuit and the Underwear, but not both. And thus we mocketh her.

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