Britney Spears Takes Some Bad Advice: A Parable
Posted on February 13th, 2007 by Ellen
And in the year of our Lord 2007, Britney came down from the mountain — er, Hollywood Hills — and she asketh the Strippers, “What shall I do to be saved?” And lo, the strippers hath said, “Disrobe.” And so it occurred just as they had said.
And as it had been decreed, the Strippers did not informe her that she could wear of the Swimsuit and the Underwear, but not both. And thus we mocketh her.
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um, am i the only one who noticed that the second and third pictures are completely different suits than in the first. suggestion, maybe the original suit is the “underwear?”
man shes just nasty… she needs to go hide under a rock…
In the first pic her neck is like TREE TRUNK
She is a dumbass!
trashy! thats all i can say. eww
she put one of the other girls’ suits on over the suit she was already wearing