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The Dixie Chicks were the big winners last night, as you may have heard. Here on the red carpet below the show, Left Dixie thinks, “It’s so nice to be here!” Right Dixie thinks, “It’ll be over soon.” Middle Dixie thinks, “Come any closer and I’ll punch you.”

Grab your binoculars! It’s the rare Poisonous Spitting Tara in its natural habitat!

“Sigh. This old thing? Maybe I can melt it down and make it an Oscar.”

The Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Scherzinger can even make a garbage bag look good. Meow!

Scarlett Johansson’s dress gives the impression that she had a really skanky dress on, then put a T-shirt under it to tone it down. (See the two different tones of black?) As if to say, “Justin who? Sorry, I am a blushing maiden with covered shoulders.”